Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Great Stress Diet....

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the Stress that builds during the day:

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout, yinz crazy guys......

5 Comments:

Cricketstitch said...

Hi Lucy,
Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. I love your penguin design, good luck with the glittery thread.

As for the stress diet, I may have to give that a try. Starting TODAY!

Ranae said...

Sounds like a fab diet to me :)

Darlene said...

AHAHAHAH This is the greatest diet I've ever heard of!

hookedonstring said...

Sounds like a winner to me.

Sue said...

ROFLMBO!! That is too funny!