Thursday, June 07, 2007

Dear God....

Dear God...
Please do not let my dog EROS grow up to be this big. Please do not give him a 38 inch neck and weight in at 282 (like the above 3 year old mastif). I do not think that Petsmart makes collars that big and remember he is part LAB.
Also, I would truly appreciate if his paws are NOT the size of softballs as the size they are now at 10 months is enough to cause pain when he steps on my foot.
Please do not make me have to purchase a bushel basket for a food dish as I think that food is only packaged in bushel basket sizes meaning that I would have to buy a bag a day at $20 bucks a pop....unless you have plans for me to hit the lottery in the near future.
Most important, please keep his poop the same size....my pooper-scooper works fine and I'm not really good with large shovels.
Oh, one more thing.....keep him as loveable and huggable as he is right now! He's the BEST!
Thank you!
Lucy
P.S.......By the way, ARE there any plans for me to hit the Lottery?
AMEN!

13 Comments:

Kare said...

That's pretty unbelievable!!! That's crazy!

Christy said...

Um, how does that happen exactly?

Susimac said...

LOL!! I love your prayer - gosh that dog sure is big, wouln't like him trying to sit on my knee for a cuddle.

Vik said...

My prayers with you! ;)
(I´ll be praying about Molly soon! more pics in the blog!)

stitcherw said...

That is one big dog! I'm very greatful that mine are not that big too.
Sue

andi said...

For real that puppy can't be that big? really?

ollie1976 said...

I don't think that Eros will get that big-luckily! BTW-any new pictures of the kids?

Sally said...

OMG he's huge!

Netter said...

Holy! That must be an outside dog. He'd take up the whole room.

April said...

Oh wow. That dog is so big! He is 2 1/2 times my weight! Haha!

Court said...

That is so funny. Maybe you will be lucky!

Yarn Tails said...

That is one big puppy! I will pray for ya that Eros dont get that big!! heeh

Donna said...

wow that's a big dog!