Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Too FUNNY!!

I hope no one is offended by this....but a friend of mine sent this to me and I thought it was too good not to share with yinz guys....ENJOY!


WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh-t.

Till next time, yinz crazy guys.....

8 Comments:

Yarn Tails said...

ROFL.... I have read this one before!

Hey just to let you know I havent forgotten about you. And hopefully with in the next couple of days here I can start to work on your swap package. Wish me speedy fingers!

Kare said...

HAHAHA!
The man's poem kills me!

andi said...

Seen this before and it's perfect. As far as your Q of the Day.. You prob could if you tell him you have hidden cameras all over the house so he will be watched 24/7. But then again who's to say the animals won't have their own "party" while you're gone.

Vera H. said...

That's hilarious. I'll have to share.

Summerysmile said...

LOL -- too cute!

Robin said...

So funny!

Netter said...

Hehehe,I loved that. It was very funny.

Sue said...

Rhyme, schmyme! LOL