I hope no one is offended by this....but a friend of mine sent this to me and I thought it was too good not to share with yinz guys....ENJOY!
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh-t.
Till next time, yinz crazy guys.....
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Too FUNNY!!
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ROFL.... I have read this one before!
Hey just to let you know I havent forgotten about you. And hopefully with in the next couple of days here I can start to work on your swap package. Wish me speedy fingers!
HAHAHA!
The man's poem kills me!
Seen this before and it's perfect. As far as your Q of the Day.. You prob could if you tell him you have hidden cameras all over the house so he will be watched 24/7. But then again who's to say the animals won't have their own "party" while you're gone.
That's hilarious. I'll have to share.
LOL -- too cute!
So funny!
Hehehe,I loved that. It was very funny.
Rhyme, schmyme! LOL
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