Friday, May 18, 2007

Don't mean to talk politics....

But hey ladies......it's time for a WOMAN PRESIDENT!!!!

And who best to carry on that role than our very own outspoken........ lady among ladies (at least the ones over 50).......my candidate for PRESIDENT for the next election......the one...the only.........


MAXINE



Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."



.....and who would best serve the office of "Second in Command".......that loveable mutt of mutts........fighting for dogs everywhere......

FLOYD....the Wonder Dog!

Whadda think, ladies??? Are ya with me?????

MAXINE....MAXINE....SHE'S OUR GAL...IF SHE CAN'T DO IT.....ah.....(what rhymes with "gal" anyway?)

Okay....enough politics.....back to crafting! Till next time, yinz crazy guys.....

8 Comments:

The needle & I said...

That's funny. Thanks for the laugh on a Frantic Friday :)

Sally said...

Love it Lucy! We could do with Maxine over here!

stitcherw said...

Cute post, thanks for the smile.
Sue

Linda said...

I love the one about the perfect man. I couldn't agree with Maxine more on that one.

andi said...

Too funny. Love Maxine!

Robin said...

I agree with Maxine especially with the Lawn Guy and the Perfect Man. Thanks for the laugh! Any yes we DO need a woman president!

Kare said...

Maxine is great! How can you not love Maxine?

Sue said...

If she can't do it, what the hal! Bad, I know but I'd vote for Maxine any day.