NIFTY, NIFTY....LOOK WHO'S.........

50!!!!

ME...THAT'S WHO!!!!!

(at 11:13 A.M. EST in a small town outside of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania,

exactly 50 years ago.....this little cutie was born...

and the world got a little bit crazier!!!!

ALRIGHT NOW….EVERYBODY…SING ALONG WITH ME………….

(sung to the tune of “Happy Birthday” with some hold-over notes)

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY….(drag this part out) ENTERING THE BEST PART OF MY LIFE WITH....FINALLY GETTING MARRIED TO SWEETIE MAN…. AUNT BETTY SOON GOING AWAY PERMANENTLY (a k a Aunt Flo), TEENAGER BECOMING AN ADULT AND MOVING OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH KIDS OF HIS OWN THAT I CAN ENJOY WITHOUT TAKING THE FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY OF, (take a breath) GETTING 10% OFF ON SENIOR CITIZEN TUESDAY, GETTING TO BE A RED HAT SOCIETY MEMBER, (another breath) RETIREMENT IN 12 YEARS WHEN I CAN CRAFT ALL I WANT(last breath), AND GETTING A TATTOO WITHOUT ANYONE TELLING ME NOT TO WHICH I WILL……………….

…..HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(BREATH!) ANY MANY MOOOOOORRRRRRE!!!!!

Have a great day, yinz guys....I know I will!!!!!!!!!