Friday, October 06, 2006

Thought you might enjoy this...

STITCHES
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped his hand into the water and pulled out a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. "No," replied the seamstress.The Lord again dipped his hand into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires."Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble." Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"Oh, Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney." Is this your husband?" the Lord asked."Yes," exclaimed the seamstress.The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, My Lord. It is a misunderstanding." "You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. "Lord, I am not in the best of health and would not have been able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney." And so the Lord let her keep him. The moral of the story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
AMEN!

7 Comments:

Cheryl said...

I loved this!!!

Tiffany said...

LOL So funny!

ollie1976 said...

AMEN! :)
-Jen

Sue said...

I second that!!

sydney said...

LOL! I like that.

Liz said...

Hi Lucy,
I love the socks and the skull cap you are knitting. I have knitted a couple pairs of socks since I have been away from blogging at my Coffee Clatch. I will be starting on a sweater for my grandson soon. I can't wait to get started on that.
Have a wonderful day.
Hugs

Anonymous said...

lol