This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the Stress that builds during the day:
Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss
Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars
Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout, yinz crazy guys......
Hi Lucy,
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. I love your penguin design, good luck with the glittery thread.
As for the stress diet, I may have to give that a try. Starting TODAY!
Sounds like a fab diet to me :)
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAH This is the greatest diet I've ever heard of!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a winner to me.
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO!! That is too funny!
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